• Random attractive person: Do you like Harry Potter?
  • Me: 
  • Random attractive person: 
  • Me: 
  • Random attractive person: 
  • Me: 
  • Random attractive person: 
  • Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer, though I think it would be customary to wear dress robes and for our pet owl Errol fly in during the ceremony and place the ring on my finger and like do you want children I was thinking maybe one or two, our son shall be named Hedwig Crookshanks and our daughter will be Milly (Molly and Lily) I was thinking we would have a pet cat named Minerva and a dog named Sirius also what are your plans for retirement and I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cremated?

  • Me: OMG, YOU'RE JOSH HUTCHERSON.
  • Josh: WHY ARE YOU IN MY SHOWER?!

  • Jenn: What is with you and cereal?
  • Me: What is with you and The Hunger Games?
  • Me (to myself): OH GOD MINH WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
  • Jenn: *Rant*
  • Jenn: *Rant*
  • Jenn: *Bitch*
  • Jenn: *Rant*
  • Me (to myself): GOD YOU'RE AN IDIOT
  • Jenn: *Rant*
  • Me: I like cereal

hyminh:

This morning, I went downstairs to go eat some cereal. And as I was down there eating. I noticed that I had for no apparent reason, brought my calculator downstairs with me. I brought my calculator with me, to eat cereal.

Uhh….



roadtoparadisee:

I hate when I’m in public and a guy looks at me and I can’t tell if he’s thinking oh she’s cute or if he’s thinking how did that walrus escape the zoo


HA


Haymitch throughout the whole trilogy:

lasttributestanding:


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Fuck your religion.

— Martin Luther to Pope Leo X (via historysaidwhat)