Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it.
killing spiders with my mom
my little brother is playing minecraft on the xbox and he built an asylum and told me that it is now filled with scarecrows that killed all the cops and then he made a whole bunch of fence posts and put pumpkins on them so it looks like there are really creepy scarecrow pumpkin things all over the place and he made prisons and put snow golems in them and i just
my little brother was like i’m happy and sad you’re going to college and i was like you’RE HAPPY WHY are you HAPPY and he goes “i just.. you’re… yoU’RE LIVING YOUR DREAM!”
so my dad came out and sat in the living room and we had a bag of skittles and he was behind my sister just like messing with them and she turned around and was like what are you doing and then we realized there was just a giant pile of green skittles and he was like “i was taking out all the green skittles but you noticed” then he put them all back and left again