they're just songbirds, right?

nikibee1:

Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it. 


killing spiders with my mom

posted 1 week ago

In DC with two of my fave people

In DC with two of my fave people


so i went on my dad’s twitter for the first time in awhile

so i went on my dad’s twitter for the first time in awhile



my little brother is playing minecraft on the xbox and he built an asylum and told me that it is now filled with scarecrows that killed all the cops and then he made a whole bunch of fence posts and put pumpkins on them so it looks like there are really creepy scarecrow pumpkin things all over the place and he made prisons and put snow golems in them and i just


"the problem with hitchhiking isn’t getting picked up it’s getting dropped off"
— my dad
posted 2 months ago


my little brother was like i’m happy and sad you’re going to college and i was like you’RE HAPPY WHY are you HAPPY and he goes “i just.. you’re… yoU’RE LIVING YOUR DREAM!”


  • mom: you're eating spinach tomorrow
  • brother: NO
  • mom: in your eggs
  • brother: I'M NOT A VEGAN

  • brother: i'm sick
  • me: oh yeah? with what
  • brother: the cold
  • me: wow that's awful your life is so hard
  • brother: you want to know how hard it is? sometimes i hear things that aren't there

  • mom: guess what
  • me: what
  • mom: they need another chaperone for your trip!!!
  • me: NO MOM

so my dad came out and sat in the living room and we had a bag of skittles and he was behind my sister just like messing with them and she turned around and was like what are you doing and then we realized there was just a giant pile of green skittles and he was like “i was taking out all the green skittles but you noticed” then he put them all back and left again



went on a walk in the first snow of the year

went on a walk in the first snow of the year